Incidentally, I know as much about Proust as Nigel Molesworth.
'What hav you read, molesworth?
gulp gulp a rat in a trap.
'Proust, sir. A grate fr. writer. The book in question was swan's way.
'Gorblimey. Wot did you think of it, eh?'
'The style was exquisite, sir, and the characterisation superb. The long evocative passages - '
'SILENCE]' thunder GRIMES. There is no such book, impertinent boy. I shall hav to teach you culture the hard way. Report for the kane after prayers.'